January 2010
Elizabeth and Ursula; a love story.
amberglass:
Dear Ursula
This is going to be a “threatening letter”. RAH. You see, I feel left out with all this writing stuff. SO, I will therefore pen you…this letter..thing.
Now, back to the scaryness. That’s not how you spell scariness. scaryness? SHIZZMS. Okay, if you don’t love me with all your heart and soul, I will get a surgical knife, slit open your stomach, pull out your intestines...
fmylife:
Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, “I’m taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop.” I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
December 2009
new years resolutions NEVER work.
…be more courageous. BE MORE GODDAMN COURAGEOUS silly moron.
…dance till you feel like concrete inside, and then keep dancing until it crumbles. do this often.
…don’t waste. anything, or away. remain, and create.
…be less uggers. please?
…allow yourself to happen. be a person you aren’t ashamed of. or try.
I really want to get out of New Zealand
forriademorest:
theregoesmygun:
For a while, at least.
Join the party. We have voting slips on where to go.
NORWAY. that’s where i’m heading as soon as i can, to hang out with the trolls on the fjords.
90s kids - Quit stealing MY culture.
momography:
integers:
marissarulez:
herpderp:
californiacornbread:
I think the time has come for me to sound off on all you children here on Tumblr, stealing MY culture. If you were born in the early 80s, or mid 80s, you know what I’m talking about.
Let’s get some shit really fucking straight - most of you here on Tumblr were born in the 90s, and don’t know a damn thing about half the...
I SMELL A BIT LIKE POOS
momography:
(via rarafreja)
MICHELLE HAVE SOME SELF CONTROL PLEASE OTHERWISE I SHALL HAVE TO CHANGE ALL MY PASSWORDS.
MICHELLE AND FREYA'S STORY (WHICH TOFTALLY IS SO...
amberglass:
momography:
ONE DAY, SHE RAN OUT THE HALLWAY TO DISCOVER A PATHWAY THROUGH HER BUSHES. THIS WAS AFTER SHE HAD JUMPED IN THE GREEN SPONGE OBVIOUSLY. CURIOUS AS SHE WAS, AND HAD THE COURAGE OF A DRAGON (WHO HAD BEEN DRAWN SECRETLY IN THE BACK OF HER MATHS BOOK BY A BOY SHE LONGED TO KISS), SHE VENTURED INSIDE ONLY ARMED WITH HER FEROCIOUS WORDS (AND SOMETIMES A KICK TO THE BALLS IF...
I SMELL A BIT LIKE POOS
“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It...”
– Neil Gaiman (via thechocolatebrigade) (via amberglass) (via momography)
fmylife:
Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk. FML
holy potatoes i want a running alarm clock
things that are awesome:
hippos, dragons, kisses on cheeks, eyes, hands, chortling, brightly coloured ukuleles, chocolate, fireworks in my tum.
what is a better name for a ukulele, Bruce, or...
